I just locked myself in my room for about two minutes. If you think that is funny, just you wait for the punchline.
It was because of LOTION. My hands were slippery, and I couldn't turn the door handle! Lotion is out to get me!! It has been planning this all along with its little lotion friends, it was just waiting for the right moment to trap me and then kill me!! AAAH!
Here is a visual representation of my almost-death by lotion: