Alive, alert, awake and enthusiastic.

Hey guys! *cheesy wave here*
I've missed you!
But probably not as much as you've missed me!

-_-

That was a pathetic attempt at an emoticon to display a look of utter disapproval of whatever I was trying to say in that last sentence.  I'm still confused...
moving on...

I'm feeling slightly delirious at this early hour of the morning, but I cannot fall asleep for one or both of the following reasons:
1. My mind has this annoying characteristic of becoming extremely wise and clarified toward the early hours of the morn, and thus I cannot for the life of me fall asleep when all of a sudden I have an epiphany that reveals the meaning of life or some other similarly colossal theory about existence.
2. I've slowly become nocturnal over the course of winter break.

But, since I'm awake and enthusiastic, (that elementary school song just popped into my brain.  Do you know what I'm talking about? I'll teach it to you at the end of this blog.), I've decided to do a new type of blog tentatively called "Bee's stream of consciousness and probably quite boring and definitely quite long post that if you read you will either gain profound knowledge or lose IQ points" post.

So here goes, this is what is in my brain:

BRAIN DUMP

1.  Do you ever suddenly get an accent stuck in your head that you can't possibly get rid of?  At this moment in time, every single word that I type out on this page is being said in an Australian accent in my head.  If I have any Australian subscribers out there, I just want to let you know that your accent is one of my faves, mate.

2.  I went to see the new movie "War Horse" in theaters today and here's a quick, one-sentence review:

War Horse is a fantastic movie for any audience except perhaps those who, like me, have a characteristic of becoming extremely stressed and paranoid in movies with the slightest amount of grit, in which case, it should be warned that I sat through the entire movie on the edge of my seat, my nails had been completely devoured by the end, and I had a resonating headache for the rest of the night; but it was completely worth the insanity that it bestowed upon me because the movie was actually quite incredible and I really enjoyed it, but, just to clarify, probably most of you can deal with this movie, because although I haven't actually seen Saw (and never will, I've vowed to myself), I'd probably guess that on a scale of 1 to 10 based on "difficulty to sit through because of grit and suspense" War Horse would be rated a 2 and Saw would be rated a "why the hell would anyone watch that I'm pretty sure you just killed your soul," so don't worry too much, I'm just a wimp.


Yes that was one sentence.  Don't you dare doubt me.


3.  My sis is in India right now, (any readers in India? I wouldn't bet on it.).  A thought just raced into my mind.  Are any of you extremely close to someone, so much so that you're both about 89% sure that you can telepathically communicate?  Well my sister and I are like this, and I just thought that perhaps another reason why I'm suffering from insomnia is because she is 12 hours ahead!! I'm sure my inner body clock is just in-sync with hers.

ANYWHO

I'm gonna say syanara. Sianara? Sia nara? Sighanara?

Oh I give up.

~ Bee

P.S.

I probably owe you all an apology for my extended absence, I was traveling the underworld alongside Dumbledore.  But seriously, I miss this, and I want to begin again, even if just for myself.  Whether or not you know it, in times like this when I become a raging delirious insomniac, you are probably the only thing that lulls me to sleep.

So if you were wondering about my whereabouts.......
drumroll pweese...

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