Friday, June 3, 2011

MY LOTION IS A SERIAL MURDERER

I just locked myself in my room for about two minutes.  If you think that is funny, just you wait for the punchline.

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It was because of LOTION.  My hands were slippery, and I couldn't turn the door handle!  Lotion is out to get me!!  It has been planning this all along with its little lotion friends, it was just waiting for the right moment to trap me and then kill me!!  AAAH!

Here is a visual representation of my almost-death by lotion:


 







Now I have to go decimate all lotion bottles in sight.  See you later.
Posted by Bee at 9:55 PM

2 comments:

  1. EillaJune 4, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    lol poor you!!! hope you get your revenge

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  2. MargaretJuly 4, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    That is hilarious because that happens to me daily! I keep my lotion in my bathroom, so I get some on my hands and then try to get into my room. It's so annoying because I can't! I have to call my parents to open the door for me. Another solution is putting fabric around your hand and turning the knob. That usually works for me. :)

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